
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Rhinos Updates

Weekend Soccer: Can I get an Eh Men?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008
England Blanks US Men

Get Ready For Eddie Johnson...
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Where Will You Be Watching?

Sunday, May 25, 2008
US Faces England at Wembley



Red Bulls Deliver Real Stinker


Sunday Soccer

Saturday, May 24, 2008
Rhinos Running Commentary

Halftime- Rhinos remain a goal down but have room to make some offensive minded substitutions if they can't find a goal early in the second half. Look for changes by the 65th if the Rhinos still struggle finding the net. I say still... hey the goals gotta come sometime right?
32th- Rhinos have been dealing with some pressure but not giving up any clear looks. They'll have a goal kick to try to build some possession. On a side note the Railhawks roster features Jamil Walker, formerly of DC United and a native of Rochester.
27th- Railhawks with some dangerous play but the post saves the Rhinos from a 2-0 deficit.
24th- Palguta is not active today. The Rhinos trail 1-0 early. The goal came in the 14th minute. The Railhawks an an interesting story for Rhino fans as their coach is Scott Schweitzer and their GM is Economides.
Soccer Saturday

Toronto 2, DC 2
Real Salt Lake 1, FC Dallas 2
Chivas 2, Colorado 2
KC Wizards 1, LA Galaxy 2
DO NOT USE THESE TO BET, THEY WILL ALMOST CERTAINLY NOT BE THE TRUE RESULTS!!!
What are your predictions?
Friday, May 23, 2008
New 'Quakes Beat Old 'Quakes
In world soccer action today, Rangers dropped their away match against Aberdeen 2-0, while Celtic took care of business on the road at Dundee. What a disappointing end to a campaign for Rangers, losing the UEFA Cup final and blowing the league title.
It was not a good day for Europe in the youth tournament in France. Japan knocked off the hosts 2-1 while Chile defeated the Netherlands 2-0. The United States (albeit somewhat makeshift) team takes on Ivory Coast at 12:30 EST tomorrow afternoon, live on Fox Soccer Channel.
Thursday, May 22, 2008
Thursday Night MLS!
In last night's MLS action, Dichio scored early for Toronto and the held on at home 1-0, sending DC United even further into the Eastern cellar, and leaving them a mere two points ahead of expansion San Jose who holds the worst record in the league. Expect changes in DC sooner rather than later.
Manchester United are the Kings of Football

Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Wednesday's Soccer

Currently airing on FSC (which you can access for online viewing by going to the live tab, then FSC, at playbeautifully.com) is the Italian youth squad taking on Ivory Coast's youth squad.
Ives Galarcep reports that Arsenal are set to sign Samir Nasri, the promising young talent currently with Marseille. With Hleb potentially on the move, Nasri could step right in and fill a position of need immediately for Arsenal.
If you need a place to stop in for a late lunch break from work this afternoon to catch the Chelsea-Manchester United game, a crowd will be gathering at Monty's Korner in Rochester for the action (Thanks Mark!)
Post your game predictions and in game thoughts here.
If you aren't lucky enough to find yourself in front of a tv, make espn360.com your best friend assuming your internet provider supports it. If you have RoadRunner go there anyhow and send the form they provide to Time Warner telling them to add espn360!
Tuesday, May 20, 2008
Tuesday Afternoon Thoughts
And how about Dallas? After a promising beginning they have really faltered. I like big Kenny Cooper and am glad to see him in the US player pool for the upcoming friendlies. I also am a fan of Alvarez. My biggest question has to be how healthy Toja is. He is always a good player but I just feel like his impact on the game is down. The Hoops need him to be big, and also wouldn't mind seeing DC United and San Jose on the schedule a few more times. UPDATE: FC DALLAS COACH STEVE MORROW HAS BEEN FIRED!!!
Speaking of the upcoming friendlies for the US team, Argentina has revealed their roster to be used against the United States. Riquelme and Tevez were conspicuously missing after finishing long seasons, but Lionel Messi, Javier Mascherano, Gabriel Heinze, and Julio Cruz will be players to watch, but then again who isn't for Argentina?! I have my fears about dealing with Messi since players like Dos Santos and Guardado for Mexico have caused problems for the US.
Lastly, with tomorrow's big Champions League Final looming, where will you be watching the match? Will you be following a gametracker at work (I will find and post later a link to watch the game live online)? Watching at home? Sneaking out to a sports bar? If so, where will be the best places to catch the match with fellow fans?
Monday, May 19, 2008
Two Day Warning!

Sunday, May 18, 2008
Inter Milan Win Title

Saturday, May 17, 2008
Rhinos Fall in Home Opener, Continue Sleepy Start

This Weekend's Soccer on TV
7:30 PM EST- KC Wizards at NY Red Bulls, MSG
Why would I watch? Juan Pablo Angel, Jozy Altidore, Claudio Lopez.
10:30 PM EST- DC United at Chivas, FSC
Why would I watch? Galindo and Emilio, Kljestan and Gallardo.
Sunday:
9:00 AM EST- Inter Milan at Parma, FSC
Why would I watch? Inter can claim the Scudetto in this match!
11:00 AM EST- Roma at Catania, FSC
Why would I watch? Well if Inter can't seal the deal Roma has their shot here.
1:00 PM EST- Udinese at AC Milan, FSC
Why would I watch? Kaka!
3:00 PM EST- LA Galaxy at FC Dallas, Telefutura
Why would I watch? Spanish commentary, BeckhamMania, Landycakes, FrankenCooper, Toja, the list goes on.
Enjoy your soccer weekend and join me at the Rhinos game Saturday night, 7:35 kickoff. Postgame thoughts on the Rhinos and Red Bulls games will come later. Which games are you most looking forward to?
Let's Talk About 'Cesc Baby!
Just to give a share of the world football spotlight to a man who deserves it, here is a small piece on Cesc Fabregas of Arsenal. He is a Spanish international and while the likes of Ronaldhino and Cristiano Ronaldo get the main attention of the casual fans in America, for a young soccer player Fabregas may be the best to watch and learn from. He plays with great class, exhibiting masterful vision, sublime ball control and pinpoint passing. He gets his stats and is highly praised elsewhere, but I'm not sure enough Americans realize how special of a player he is. Were I an MLS owner right now and there were no restrictions on one player I could bring in, he would easily be on my top 5. You'll get a chance to see him play against our own boys when the United States take on Spain in Santander on June 4th. If you haven't seen him play take a look at the video. Still think you can hang?
Thursday, May 15, 2008
MLS on ESPN2

League Titles So Far...
La Liga- Real Madrid
Bundesliga- Bayern Munich
Bwin Liga (Portugal)- FC Porto
Greek Super League- Olympiacos
Belgian Jupiler League- Standard Liege
Austrian Bundesliga- Rapid Vienna
Swiss Super League- FC Basle
In Scotland, Celtic sit in prime position to claim the title.
In Italy Inter Milan can seal the Scudetto with a win.
In France Lyon sits 2 points up with fate in their own hands.
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Rhinos' Running Commentary
Final: Rhinos earn a point on the road, but perhaps even more importantly have gotten their first goal of the season. This will be important for them heading back home as they will look to build off of this performance. They will be happy with the 1-1 draw and now, finally, it will be home sweet home.
Late stoppage- Vallow with a big save, corner Seattle. Cleared by Atiba Charles.
90th- Ok, I won't be out any tickets... NOBODY picked Palguta to score first. Palguta's was a side volley under the bar resulting from a corner kick.
90th- GOLAZO!!! GOAL RHINOS!!! Scott Palguta is the man.
87th- Some attacking pressure from the Rhinos but it will be a goal kick. Just heard the Rhinos have 5 shots this half, but none of the 5 were anything to write home about.
85th- Make it Fiztpatrick off for Delicate. Fitzpatrick's work rate seemed good in the second half (I missed the first), and this is a good, attacking minded substitution.
85th- Delicate is now on, for who I do not know as the commentators didn't feel like mentioning anything about a substitution until Delicate was running around on the field.
84th- No trouble on the corner but time is against Rochester at this point.
83rd- Yellow card to Salles, seemed to be a bit of a foul both ways, iffy on the yellow. Rhinos have a man advantage at the moment as a Sounder is being treated off the field. That said... Sounders corner kick coming up.
79th- Substitution Seattle: A midfielder comes off for a defender as it looks like Seattle will pack it in and play for a 1-0 win.
79th- Menyongar with a nice shot, saved out for a Rhinos corner. Nothing from the corner.
78th- You had to feel all these corners would lead to trouble. The Rhinos have to pressure higher to force the mistake and get a chance for a game tying goal to salvage a road point tonight.
76th- GOAL Sounders: Headed home upper corner off the second corner. Gardner gets the assist on the goal by Scott.
76th- Another Sounders corner coming. Palguta deals but it's knocked out again for a corner.
75th- Menyongar scores three points in American football at he sends it well over.
73rd- Series if Seattle corners, Rhinos must withstand this pressure. Vallow punches clear.
68th- Rhinos Substitution: Craft off, John Ball on. Craft too a bit of a knock and had shoulder trouble, but seems minor.
65th- Not sure if I am happy or dismayed to report I didn't miss much of anything.
60th- The Rhinos will almost certainly score their first of the year within the next 4-5 minutes as I must step out for a few, I'll update on the action shortly.
58th- With Seattle set to join the MLS as the new expansion team, the crowd will have to do some brainstorming to come up with something better than tonight's "Vallow, Vallow... you suck!" that frequents high school sporting events.
57th- Kante is the Sounders #10 shirt, and happens to be from the same area Hamed Diallo is, but plied his trade in Romania rather than France before joining the A-League.
55th- Substitution Sounders, Kante in, O'Brien out.
52nd- Might as well pass on that the box office is open from 10
50th- Goal- Rhinos... just kidding, I bold the line if it really is anything important. Just really wishing I could finally post some good news on here!
48th- Nice save from Vallow to snuff out a chance.
46th- Second half is underway
Oh, For (Zenit St.) Pete's Sake!
UEFA Final This Afternoon

Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Saturday Night Lights...
The first match featured... Who? Dynamo!!! Who? Dynamo!!! Not to go all Mike Jones on ya, but it might be time we start talking about the club from Houston. There were some exciting moments tonight as they took a lead on a strange Brian Ching goal when Bouna Condoul missed a ball he ran out for. Colorado equalised, but in the 87th the game was won on a goal by the recently much maligned DeRo who netted the game winner, much to the relief of sad my fantasy team.
The next game I watched was the Red Carpet event between the Red Bulls and the LA Galaxy. Early on it appeared we may be in for some "Sexy Futbol" (good Lord Alexi) but the New York squad struck first as Jozy Altidore turned and fired on goal and the rebound was placed into the net by Danleigh Borman for his first MLS goal. Following the goal we saw Beckham falling down and whining for calls on more than one occasion. As the Red Bulls seemed content to bunker down, MLS All-Star candidate (this is a joke!) Alan Gordon turned and fired home to tie the score. While LA was celebrating Beckham for a goal that had nothing to do with him, Juan Pablo Angel received a nice ball from Dane Richards and touched it around LA's young keeper, Steve Cronin, scoring easily. NY defended comfortably the rest of the match and earned a solid 2-1 win on the road without regulars Claudio Reyna and Seth Stammler.
As for our Rhinos, I'm afraid I don't have great news...
The Rhinos suffered their third loss in four attempts on the road, falling 1-0 in Vancouver Saturday night. This quite sadly extends the scoreless streak to four straight to begin the season. With the home opener approaching I can't help but feel the team desperately needs the return home. I will now officially begin a contest, when will the Rhinos first score a goal and who will score it? Which game will become a poll, if you post a comment for who scores and in what game, the first person to post the correct player and game will win two free Rhino tickets for a home game later this year!
Friday, May 9, 2008
This Weekend's Soccer Schedule

(All time EST)
8:30 PM- MLS: Colorado at Houston on FSC
10:30 PM- MLS: NYRB at LA Galaxy on MSG
10:00 PM- USL: Rochester Rhinos at Vancouver Whitecaps (local radio 107.3)
Sunday:
10:00 AM- EPL: Bolton at Chelsea on FSC
12:00 PM- EPL: Liverpool at Tottenham on FSC
2:00 PM- EPL: Newcastle at Everton on FSC
3:00 PM- MLS: New England at Chivas on Telefutura
5:00 PM- Serie A: Siena at Inter Milan on FSC
7:00 PM- Serie A: Atalanta at Roma on FSC
Why to watch? Watch the Dynamo to see if they can pull themselves together sense there is no soccer alternative at the time. Watch the Red Bulls at Galaxy for Beckham and Angel, Donovan and Altidore. Watch Bolton at Chelsea as Chelsea tries to make one last gasp effort in the EPL. Watch Newcastle at Everton as Everton tries to hold on to a spot in Europe.
I will begin a running commentary for the first 30 minutes of the Rhinos for those who would like to follow along. It will give you a place to post as the game moves on, but at 10:30 I will be watching the Red Bulls/Gals game. I will post reports on both the Rhinos and Red Bull games afterwards. Predictions for any of this weekend's games? Will Manchester United hang on? Will the MLS goal of the week be produced in the Red Bulls/Galaxy game? Better yet will the Rhinos score a goal? My pick for the week is a 1-0 win for the Rhinos based only on the trend that they have improved the scoreline by a goal each game, falling 2-0, 1-0 then drawing at 0-0. Post your predictions of laugh at mine if the Rhinos fail to get on the board again.
Thursday, May 8, 2008
Rhinos Running Commentary

64th- Back and forth play again with some buildups that have been dealt with without incident on either side of the field.
57th- Yellow to Fitzpatrict who took it upon himself to respond to the foul on Kreamalmeyer. After seeing a replay of Suzuki's foul it was certainly reckless and I can see why the Rhinos were hoping for a send off.
56th- Suzuki with a yellow for taking down Kreamalmeyer, the Rhinos are irate asking for more than a yellow. I think more than a yellow would have been a bit harsh in fairness.
55th- Timbers free kick near the corner, inswinger is hit in around the 2 man wall but headed away by Fiztpatrick. Possession still with Portland.
53rd- Salles is being paid a visit by the trainer as it appears he has a problem. Rhinos freekick from 35 yards, was a foul against Kreamalmeyer, not Salles, who appears to be fine much to the displeasure of the Portland crowd after he spent some time on the ground.
50th- Dangerous free kick for Rhinos, not really shooting angle though. Comes through outside the 6 yard box but goes out harmlessly off Palguta.
47th- No changes at halftime, although if the Rhinos don't get on the board you can expect to see Delicate come on around the 70th minute unless his injuries are more serious than they let on.
Halftime- Through the first 45 the Rhinos must be relatively happy with what they've been able to do. They've opened the field up with some nice passing sequences and I expect they will continue to get chances in the second half. Now it is time to take advantage of some of the chances. They've been superior as the visitors tonight, and while a point on the road is typically considered a good result I think anything less than the full three points will leave some thinking "what if" on the bus ride up to Vancouver. I like their chances, but you have to seal the deal, how many times have we seen a team look superior but fail to capitalize, then the other team gets one goal against the run of play and steals the three points? What do you think of the first half? Hoping Delicate comes on for the second half?
45th- Diallo with a nice run with the ball, but his shot goes the wrong side of the post. Some nice pressure again but as of this point no tangible results.
44th- Salles with a strong left foot wide of the goal.
40th- After taking a cheap shot at Suzuki as I hadn't heard of him, it was just explained that he spent time in the Japanese J-League as well as Brazil before coming to the USL. Rhinos corner coming up. Not much comes of it, Menyongar taken down shortly afterwards and the ref ignores it.
35th- Still no scoring, although this has the feel of a game where a goal for either side could really open up play. If the Rhinos can get one, they might well be able to get two, but they must find a way to break through. It is dangerous letting a home side hang around and build confidence, the Rhinos must take advantage of their strong play.
33rd- Ze Roberto has been active so far tonight.
30th- Is it just me or would anyone else prefer the commentator to bite the bullet and say Fitzpatrick so I don't have to hear him say "good pass Tiger, way to go Tiger".
28th- Rhinos corner, Kreamalmeyer to Bonseu's left foot, which does not produce magic in this instance.
27th- Dangerous situation for the Rhinos but the escape as the ball is headed wide of Vallow's net. Juan Pablo Reyes is warming up, but difficult to say if a move would be made this early. Perhaps Salles took more of a knock than it appeared earlier.
26th- Folks, as they discuss ticket sales for Rhino home games this year it might be a good time to mention I will do my best to get discounts for readers when possible, and will occasionally do contents on here for ticket giveaways or other prizes.
24th- The Rhinos have had a little less of the play than earlier, they still are playing at least evenly, but the momentum seems to have slowed. Salles involved in a collision but both he and the Timbers' defender seem ok.
20th- A little about Portland's team. Chris Brown may "Run It" up top for Portland, but it isn't the singer Chris Brown. He leads the league so far in shots, and those of you who really pay attention to your soccer in America, he was with Real Salt Lake last year in the MLS. He is partnered up top with Takayuki Suzuki. No, I don't know anything about him, just felt a resolute need to type his name.
18th- Rhinos have been off to a great start tonight. They've comfortably played the ball back to maintain possession, and managed a solid amount of pressure, we're just waiting on the breakthrough. Just a feeling I get, but I think the Rhinos will get into the win column tonight, although my original prediction of 2-1 Rhinos doesn't look as appropriate with the lack of attacking pressure for Portland.
14th- Kreamalmeyer with a cross but Portland deals easily and clears.
11th- Some nifty passing in the final third from the Rhinos. Diallo is taken down just outside the box and the Rhinos will have a dangerous freekick about 20 yards out from straight on. It looks like Salles, he hits it straight to the keeper.
9th- Diallo suffers an apparent foul in the penalty area but the ref seems unimpressed.
8th- Salles with a right-footed blast just off frame. Rhinos seem to be settling in and gaining more possession. The back line has dealt comfortably with the rare early buildup for Portland.
5th- Rhinos freekick around midfield, some back and forth action early on and a few fouls, but nothing major to take note of.
1st- We're underway in Portland.
Pre-game: Starting for the Rhinos: Scott Vallow, Scott Palguta, Atiba Charles, Nate Craft, Tenywa Bonseu, Luke Kreamalmeyer, Tiger Fitzpatrick, Johnny Menyongar, Ze Roberto, Mauricio Salles, and Hamed Diallo. Matthew Delicate is nursing some knocks and will be available off the bench.
MLS on ESPN
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
Rhinos Look to Grab Road Points in Portland
Real Madrid- Barcelona Running Commentary

Watch online and follow along here to offer your thoughts on the action. Remember, alt+tab to bring your spreadsheet back up if you hear the boss coming!
39th- Yellow card to every American's favorite defender, Rafa Marquez. He was booked for a dangerous tackle on Sneijder.
34th- Some nice defending to break up some solid attacking play both ways recently. Raul with a nice turn in the box and earns a corner.
26th- Barcelona will have a good look with a free kick coming from about 25 yards, straight on. Look like it may be Thierry Henry.
23rd- Lionel Messi with a rather hopeful shot on goal off a free kick from about 30 yards and near the sideline. Barcelona looks like a team in trouble, and I would have to say down 2-0 as the away side they are in trouble. Will their considerable offensive talents get them back in the game? As I type, decent build-up but Krkic sends his shot high and wide.
20th- GOAL: The ball is chipped into the penalty area and Arjen Robben gets to it with a strong header, 2-0 Real Madrid
20th- Real Madrid will have yet another free kick, this one from a lesser angle around 22 yards out.
18th- Hit off the wall and out of play, corner coming for Real Madrid. A long range volley is spilled by Valdes but he manages to control it just before Raul can pounce.
17th- Dangerous free kick here for Real Madrid from about 20 yards
13th- GOAL: Raul slot one home for Real Madrid
After a nice buildup from Real Madrid the ball is touched over to Raul who slaps it inside the post with his left foot, beyond the reach of Victor Valdes.
11th- It must be said Barcelona has enjoyed a fair amount of possession early on and has just put together a nice sequence, but the the cross was lacking.
6th- Barcelona escapes a dangerous situation as Victor Valdes holds the ball at his feet too long in goal and is forced to dribble through a pair of Real Madrid attackers before playing the ball away rather precariously, but Barcelona possesses.
2nd- We're underway, both teams should be motivated here, Barcelona to save face on a disappointing season and earn a big road win against their rivals, and Real Madrid to improve on an exceptional home record and place an exclamation on their dominance. Conspicuously missing from the Barcalona lineup are Deco and Eto'o due to suspension and Iniesta and Milito are unavailable due to injury.
Watch Barcelona vs Real Madrid LIVE!!!

Red Bulls Updates
Monday, May 5, 2008
Red Bulls/Andrew Boyens Ink Deal

Rhinos Fall to Thunder
The Rhinos have dropped a second straight game to open the 2008 campaign. Sunday night's defeat came at the hands of the Thunder, 1-0. I was not able to catch any of the match due to other obligations, but if anyone did watch or listen please fill the rest of us in on your thoughts. Having only followed one of the two I can't say if the final third caused trouble again, or if we were simply outplayed, but it is somewhat alarming to be shutout twice to open the season. Rochester has three more on the road before returning for the home opener, starting with the Portland Timbers Thursday night. Here's hoping I'm not watching the home opener still awaiting the first win of the season! Share your thoughts, concerned with the start, writing it off due to a tumultuous offseason and and tough road start, think Bruce Arena was more the man for the job than Darren Tilly? (kidding!) Let's hear it, in the meantime we'll hope I am not in the stands on May 17th looking like Ronaldo asking for a call...
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Americans Abroad- A Report from Germany
On the day of the match I arrived at the arena 2.5 hours before the game would actually begin, needing the time to find my seat and walk around. When I arrived the area was already swarming with fans, I thought to myself how many fans show up this early for a sporting event in the US? As I made my way to my seat I took note of how everyone in someway was showing support of the home team, regardless of age and gender every supporter had something about Bayern Munich, whether it was something simple as a pin or scarf, or going all out with a team jersey, shorts, scarf, and flag wrapped around you, it was easy to see that these people truly love their team. Before the match even began the arena was filled with many chants and cheers. The cheers were so loud that they could even be heard from the other side of the stadium as music came on the speakers as the two teams took the field. The arena would erupt into a state I might describe as chaos several times as Bayern Munich scored four times in the match, each time drawing the unmitigated frenzy of the crowd.
What was most amazing to me was that this game was just a regular season game, not a cup final, yet all 69,000 seats were filled. I thought to myself how amazing it was to be with that many people who shared the love of the same game, regardless of what it's called around the world.
Games to watch this weekend
Saturday includes:
Manchester United on Setanta (comment if you get that!) bright and early at 7:30
At 10:00 check out Marcus Hahnemann and Bobby Convey as Reading takes on Tottenham on FSC
At 5:00 in the evening on FSC check out a replay of the US women vs Australia in a game filled with goals. If you want to make in interesting, bet me on who wins!
At 7:30 on FSC catch some MLS action as the Crew host the Wizards in what should be an excellent matchup as the upstart Crew take on a dangerous Wizards offense with Claudio Lopez
Sunday includes:
9:00 is time to lose the hangover and wake up for the Milan derby as AC Milan takes on Inter Milan on FSC
11:00 Want to see Liverpool bounce back from disappointment, tune in to FSC at 11
2:00 on FSC check out legendary Argentinian rivalry River Plate vs Boca Juniors
Let's make it a futbol weekend! Which match will you be watching?
Rhino's Postgame Thoughts
Friday, May 2, 2008
Rhinos Kick-off the Season (Game Commentary)
Final- The Rhinos fall to the Battery 2-0. Alright folks I am out of here for now, I will offer up post game thoughts later.
86th- Substitution: Guppy off, Evan Milward on.
83rd- Rhinos corner does not result in a shot.
81st- Goal: Battery take a 2-0 lead on a goal by Aaron King. Alonso credited with the assist. About 8 minutes plus stoppage remain for the Battery to claim their first win of the year. The Rhinos' window of opportunity is closing in this one.
76th- Rhinos really coming under pressure now. Kreamalmeyer with a goal line clearance to save a goal.
67th- This game has really slowed to a crawl, if you are reading this tomorrow because you went out tonight you'll never be so happy with the decision you made. As I type this Vallow with another huge save. Corner kick Battery. Nothing comes of it.
62nd- Substitution: Aaron King in for Lester More. That's all we'll see of Castro's least favorite soccer player this evening.
58th- Substitution: Ze Roberto on for Salles, no, not the Ze Roberto that plays for Bayern Munich
56th- Yellow card to the 39 year old Guppy, you'd think he'd want to set a better example for the kids.
55th- Sorry for the lack of posts, there just isn't much exciting going on. The Rhinos have regained their composure at the start of the second half and have been possessing more, but there has been no excitement to speak of.
Halftime- The players are coming back onto the field and the second half should be underway shortly. To quell your fears of an equally uninspiring performance as this first half was when these teams meet again in Rochester's home opener, fear not, as regardless of the home result we can either enjoy Bo Bice after the game or throw things at him in frustration.
Halftime- Tiger Fitzpatrick is quietly have a nice game, and Menyongar is putting in a workman-like effort. The Rhinos have been maintaining more possession as the game has moved forward, and they seemed to have settled in until the goal. It will be important to see how they respond to giving up the late goal, the start of the second half will be very telling. Look for the goal to open up play a bit more for the second half as the Rhinos are forced to push higher for an equalizer on the road.
45th- Another Battery shot goes just wide, the Rhinos need the halftime whistle to save them and allow them to regroup.
42nd- Goal: Randi Patterson heads home a cross to the back post. Just when the Rhinos looked to be controlling the game more they give up a corner and the ensuing play results in the goal. The assist goes to Marco Reda, and the Rhinos will not post a shutout season.
37th- Diallo slips before he can move in for a header, would have been a great chance. Rhinos are starting to put some pressure on now.
35th- Vallow with a routine save. Rhinos have a free kick coming from just inside midfield. Player/coach Guppy will serve it into the 6 but it sails through for a goal kick.
29th- Lester More called offside on a breakaway, but Vallow came up with a nice save anyhow.
28th- Nice flick on off a corner by Bonseu but nothing comes of it, after the clearance Lester More has the Battery's first good look but fires high.
23rd- The commentator mentions that Lester More's orange cleats made him think he was wearing pumpkins... seriously, where do they find these guys. As I type this, a booking in the 24th to Alonso of the Battery. The resulting free kick results in the first shot on goal by Salles, but it easily dealt with by Charleston's keeper.
21st- Battery earn the first corner of the game, and Bonseu comfortable nods it away from danger.
20th- Both teams are feeling each other out, not wanting to make the mistake. Unfortunately that has prevented many openings and to this point there have been no shots for either team.
14th- Substitution: Nate Craft on for the injured Atiba Charles
14th- Atiba Charles has taken a knock and may be heading off, there is action on the bench. It appears to be a cut on Atiba's head and he is heading to the locker room.
12th- The Rhinos have to find a way to play the ball into the feet of Delicate, the service to the forwards early on has left much to be desired, and much of the battle has lingered around the midfield.
1st- And we're underway, through the early moments possession has been controlled by the Rhinos but neither team has created any opportunities.
Pre-game: Starters for the Rhinos tonight will be Scott Vallow, Scott Palguta, Tenywa Bonseu, Atiba Charles, Luke Kreamalmeyer, Tiger Fitzpatrick, Mauricio Salles, Steve Guppy, Johnny Menyongar, Hamed Diallo, and Matthew Delicate
The Battery feature former Red Bull reserve Randi Patterson up top along with Lester More, the impressive Cuban international best known for defecting.
NikeFootball film by Guy Ritchie
Great Nike Soccer ad, and you thought the cheerleader you had a crush on was motivation!
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Red Bulls earn a point on the road

Rhinos to face off against Battery






